demisnowflake:

Man goes crazy after reporter asks for his name. 

TRANSCRIPT: I’m confused, because, um, you know, like, we’re supposed to believe in the ministry, right? so is the, uh uh, is the church and state supposed to be separate? I’m confused because, I never went to school, right? is a confused person get a resolution? I don’t understand. You see, when you go like that, right, you have across two sticks, right? and that’s how I felt when I was in Waterloo, because when I walked in Waterloo and smiled at people, they treated me like a vampire. they used the cross—and they went like this: by not smiling at me. In Toronto—hey I guys, you know me, Steve Spiros? Easygoing? those who know me—I’m a nobody, you understand? and you can’t kill a person with no body. So, why am I afraid? I’m not afraid. I’m afraid of the boogie man. Who’s the boogie man? You figure it out. I’m getting out of here. I’m going back to Waterloo where the vampires hang out. And I’m gonna wear my sunglasses because women show their tits, have short skirts, and then they feel violated when I look at them. why? because I have sunglasses on and I’m weird. UH, I’m from Humberside I’m sorry if i, uh, i made a fool of Humberside, but, all those people who called me a sleepwalker? I woke up. now I’m going back to sleep, cause I’m gonna be in an isolation room because I’m going to go back to the Ministry and allow them to perceive me as I am—A FUCKUP! GOODBYE! Hey Toronto take a good look at look at this square. it was a shithole when I worked here, now looks like bombs, but Waterloo, they’re creating bombs—they created me! why? I don’t know, maybe it’s the church. talk to the pope, he knows everything. I had it. I’m gonna die. How can you die when you’re dead? OH wait a second. I’m gonna be crucified right? I’m not gonna raise my voice. I’m committed to the Lord.I love you.

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718rogue:

skipxd:

scuba-dank:

If i could describe acid in a gif

LMFAO

Lol KTLA is famous now

718rogue:

skipxd:

scuba-dank:

If i could describe acid in a gif

LMFAO

Lol KTLA is famous now

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loveandjealousy:

shinylucari0:

ghdos:

lavishvia:

phuckindope:

Paul George is disrespectful b.

lmao did this nigga just signaled them to stop… 😂😂😭

Paul George is an American hero.

Best NBA moment this year.


😩

loveandjealousy:

shinylucari0:

ghdos:

lavishvia:

phuckindope:

Paul George is disrespectful b.

lmao did this nigga just signaled them to stop… 😂😂😭

Paul George is an American hero.

Best NBA moment this year.

😩

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— 1 week ago with 71030 notes

leseanthomas:

Asian male apology game = tight.

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— 2 weeks ago with 75339 notes

fitoraemusic:

SZA // Childs Play (feat. Chance The Rapper) [Prod. XXYYXX]

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— 2 weeks ago with 450 notes
"My brother sacrificed his arm to pull my soul back to this world. If that was an equivalent trade, then the opposite should be true as well." -Alphones Elric

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